Nine MSN is reporting of a story about a ‘Sexy Russian spy’ busted for arms smuggling.
If you were to read a judge a story by its headline you’d imagine a sexy Russian woman smuggling M16′s into Russia (presumably to pose nude with, well ok thats what I’d like to think), where was I? Oh thats right guns. She didn’t smuggle guns she wasn’t even Russian.
The First Paragraph reads:
A 24-year-old Latvian-born woman has been put under house arrest in Texas after being caught allegedly trying to smuggle rifle scopes designed for assassinations to Russia.
As far as I know there has been plenty of scopes designed for snipers but never specifically for assassinations. Thats a BS factor of 5/10 right there but boy does it get better.
This is the very next paragraph:
Anna Fermanova was about to board a Moscow-bound plane with three night-vision sights designed to shoot targets up to 2.4km away before being intercepted by federal agents, the NY Daily News reported.
What? Are we talking something that is available on an M1A2 Abrams Tank? I don’t think so. I think we are talking about Gen III Night vision scopes here. You know, the ones that you can buy in the US as a hunter. The world’s LONGEST kill shot was at 2474m in daylight by a British sniper in Afganistan. So this must be some uber-secret military technology if these night vision sights are designed to shoot targets 2.4km away OF A NIGHT. This set my Bullshitometer straight to 10/10 straight away.
But Wait there’s more… From a NYPD Official:
The US-raised woman told police she had bought the scopes for her husband’s hunting buddies in Russia, a claim former NYPD detective Bo Dietl described as “crazy”.
“These are used specifically for an assassination,” he said.
“You could take someone out with one of these scopes in the dead of night from up to a mile-and-a-half away.”
The BS Meter is off the charts. The guy doesn’t know what he is talking about and is just trying to impress the pretty little journo with big numbers.
Can you believe the trollop today’s media (and government officials of all countries) pull out of their butts?
Lets get the most impressive figures we can, demonise a woman who did the wrong thing but really was just trying to get cool gear for her husband to go hunting with (God love her). She is now a spy with supernatural powered night vision scopes capable of hitting targets at over 2.4km away. Not only that but these are optic systems not ‘arms’ as the article described.
Good on you Nine MSN, NY Daily News and any other tool out there that believes this BS give yourselves an uppercut!
You think you’d at least do a tiny bit of research when writing an article you knew nothing about. Sensationalist DBags!
What are your thoughts on this?
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